At the engagement party, I licked my fiancée of three years and played a hundred dog-licking love letters I wrote to her in front of the audience, and the whole audience burst into laughter.
She held Bai Yueguang's arm and said condescendingly: "Chen Mo, a toad like you is worthy of marrying me?"
I wiped the drink from my face in silence and turned to leave.
The next day, the family went bankrupt, and my fiancée's family knelt in front of my door.
She didn't know that the reason why I licked her was just because my mother said that you should be low-key and start by experiencing the sufferings of the world.
Now, the experience is over.
