The Two Systems Are Fighting Each Other, and I Am Forced to Be Invincible

Wang Ergou, 24 years old, is a food delivery rider. He sleeps five hours a day and has enough savings for three months' rent. His philosophy in life is "win if you don't make mistakes." Until the day the elevator broke down. Until that day, two Chuunibyou systems were activated at the same time. **Long Aotian Development System** "We monks, why bother fighting! The real strong ones——" "Charge me! Crush me! Show yourself to others!" **[Farming pension system]** "Comrade, your body is the capital of revolution. Young people should not be too arrogant." "Steady! Sustainable development! Pay attention to rest!" Wang Ergou: "... Can I choose neither of them?" The two systems said in unison: "No!" Thus, Wang Ergou began his journey of being "forced to be invincible"—— While delivering food, he was approached by the admissions office of Xiuxian College. His first reaction was, "Can I finish the spicy hotpot first?" Invited by the Different Management Bureau to join, he asked, "Are there five insurances and one housing fund?" The two systems were quarreling in his mind every day, and he just wanted to find a quiet place to deliver food. However—— The chaotic body awakens and is exposed. The alien invasion has begun. The competition between the two systems for the right to interpret has become fierce. The physical fight begins. I just want to deliver a takeaway! ! !