Wang Ergou, 24, is a food delivery rider who sleeps five hours a day, has enough savings for three months' rent, and lives by the philosophy, "If you don't mess up, you've won."
Until the day the elevator broke down.
Until the day two chuuni Systems activated at the same time.
**[The Dragon-Ao-Tian Training System]**
"We cultivators fear no battle! A true powerhouse..."
"Charge! Crush them! Make everyone witness your greatness!"
**[The Farming and Retirement System]**
"Comrade, your health is the foundation of the revolution. Young people shouldn't be so hot-blooded."
"Play it safe! Aim for sustainable growth! Remember to rest!"
Wang Ergou: "...Can I choose neither of them?"
The two Systems answer in unison: "No!"
And so Wang Ergou begins his "reluctant road to invincibility"...
On his delivery route, the admissions office of a cultivation academy comes looking for him. His first reaction is, "Can you let me finish my spicy hotpot first?"
The Anomalous Affairs Bureau invites him to join. He asks, "Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund?"
The two Systems argue in his head every day. All he wants is somewhere quiet to deliver food.
But then...
His Chaos Physique awakens, exposing him.
An invasion from another world begins.
The two Systems' battle over who gets to call the shots reaches a fever pitch.
They start physically fighting, and he starts splitting into different personalities.
I just wanted to deliver some food!!!
