Apocalypse: I Use Stilted Translation to Keep Every Xenomorph in Check

(“Dad! Dad, don’t go! Dad! How am I supposed to live without you?!”) [Apocalypse + no female lead + fictional world + scheming protagonist + transmigration + power fantasy + no heartbreak] Su Qitian transmigrates to a wasteland 200 years in the future, where ugly mutant beasts roam everywhere and humans slaughter one another. But he has a cheat, so he isn’t worried at all. [SSS-Rank] Ability, “Elegant Translator’s Accent”: Chat with mutant beasts in a translator’s accent. As long as he talks to them long enough, he can tame every last one! Facing the octopus with a human head that terrifies everyone, Su Qitian says, “Hey, buddy, could I get a Coke?” When a high-level mutant beast hunts down humans, Su Qitian says, “Hey, dog-headed brother, how about we talk?” And so, with his damnably charming translator’s accent, Su Qitian gradually takes control of every mutant beast in the apocalypse! Su Qitian: “Who says the apocalypse is awful? This apocalypse is fantastic!”