Li Chengfeng, the son of the British Duke Li Ji, was the number one dandy in Chang'an City.
On the third day after traveling through the Tang Dynasty, he was squatting at the Zhuque Gate eating melon seeds, and was kicked by his own father to greet him.
In order to save my life, I recited the sentence "I don't see you, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky"——
Li Shimin overthrew his horse on the spot, all civil and military officials knelt down and smashed the stone tablets, and all the girls in Chang'an wanted to marry him.
Tobacco, wine, and tea are all made by him.
Horseshoes and compound bows, he made them all.
Li Shimin climbed over the wall to smoke cigarettes, Cheng Yaojin raised his knife to recognize his son-in-law, Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng lined up to see off their daughter.
The family wants to mess with him? The Cui family went bankrupt, the Lu family lost their land, and Jieli Khan had to pay for his cigarettes after he burned his grain and grass.
Four ladies were not enough, so His Majesty sent in three more princesses.
During a play involving seven women, Li Chengfeng squatted on the wall, smoking and sighing:
"I really don't want to be a prince-in-law, I just want to be a dandy waiting to die."
Li Shimin patted him on the shoulder with a meaningful smile:
"I still have three princesses who haven't grown up yet. Just wait."
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Multiple heroines, hilarious fights, and cool stories in court
Climb the wall every day, it smells so good every day.
Reader comments
There are already three women. Not bad, keep up the good work!
There are already three women. Not bad, keep up the good work!