[Big Contrasts Across the Cast + Countless Secret Identities + Best Friends Reborn + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scumbags + Lighthearted Memes + Supporting Female Character Gets a System]
In her past life, Yun Qianjiu and her best friend Shi Qingyu were both murdered. Given another chance at life, they both came to their senses and resolved never again to put up with everything like doormats.
“Psych counselor, you can stay home. We’ve become the gym teachers ourselves!”
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When the scumbag showed up at her door, brimming with confidence, she whistled and shot back, “Sorry, the fortune teller said you’d be barking at me, and I hate dogs most of all.”
When Shi Qingyu’s family pressured her to divorce her disabled husband, Yun Qianjiu fiercely stood up for him, slapping away anyone who came near. She even declared outright:
“Fine, I’ll come clean. I’m not some obedient little girl!”
The two best friends went wild at home and at school. One became Whistle Girl, the other Slap Girl. They turned into school outcasts everyone avoided, but neither of them cared what people thought. So a post soon started making the rounds:
Those two lunatics are terrible students and never behave. All they do is bring shame on the school. Who would have guessed that the very next day, they’d blow up on Weibo?
After Shi Qingyu came across the post, she asked her friend curiously, “Planning to reveal your secret identity? Aren’t you going to keep it under wraps?”
Yun Qianjiu didn’t care in the slightest. “Whatever happens, happens.”
“Fine. If you reveal yours, I’ll reveal mine too.”
And just like that, they stayed on Weibo’s trending list for days. Reporters rushed off with microphones to interview their husbands.
Young Master Si, the Night Market Prince, declared, “Do you know how cute and gentle my little fish is? If you did, you’d be dead meat.”
Master Chi, the Pond Keeper, bragged, “How did you know Xiao Jiu just said she only loves me?”
The reporters: “...Oh my god, guys. Who even asked?”
I dare say that this is the funniest best friend novel I have ever read. When I see this, I can only say that it is funny + sweet. The two female protagonists have almost the same baby scenes, and the CP is also very impressive. I highly recommend everyone to read it.