Bi'an Group Business Trip Diary

I, Lu Jingyao, a product manager, died suddenly while working overtime and passed away in bliss. I thought that I would be able to enjoy happiness from now on, but Manjushri Bodhisattva sent me on a business trip to the twenty-eighth heaven - to give a PPT lecture to the heavenly beings, the content of which was the "Standardized Process for the Management of Blessings". The gods from the Four Heavenly Kings asked me while fighting: "How can I kill Asura without deducting the KPI?" Shakti, the Trayasatra, asked me to come up with a "merit revitalization plan," and I replied: "Less partying and more meditation." The heavenly beings in Guangyintian chatted in the language of light. The translation PPT I made translated "no self" into "no you", and the whole audience went into a philosophical rage. The heavenly beings who have neither thought nor thought have practiced eighty thousand great kalpas. I woke them up and asked, "The nap alarm clock rang. Do you want to renew?" The six heavens of the desire realm, the eighteen heavens of the form realm, and the four days of the formless realm—it is explained one by one. The gods are also anxious, and the gods are also in trouble. And I, a Buddhist layman who burns incense on weekends, has become the most sought-after lecturer in heaven. This is a story about blessing reports, PPT and "reaching out to help colleagues".