Lin Mozhan carefully unfolded the three-meter-long "Da Qinnan County Water Control KPI Assessment Form".
Li Si stared at the column "Deduction of salary (ten shi of corn) for delay in construction period", his hands shaking: "This... This is an insult to the court officials!"
Lin Mo said sincerely: "Prime Minister, the last column of the form says 'Outstanding contributions can be exchanged for one day off'. You worked overtime for 20 consecutive days last month. Don't you think about it?"
Qin Shihuang suddenly put his head in: "Let me see... Well, Li Si, you made three mistakes in the memorial last month. It should be deducted according to the watch..."
Li Si knelt down and said, "Your Majesty! I am willing to donate three months' salary to replace this watch!" Xu Fu offered the "Elixir of Agelessness".
Lin Mo raised his hand: "Taoist Priest, can I do an experiment?"
He said in front of hundreds of officials:
Throw the elixir into the vinegar (bubbly): "Contains calcium carbonate, ground on limestone"
Use a magnet to get close to the elixir powder (it will be attracted): "It is mixed with iron filings to replenish blood? Replenish iron!"
Finally, ignite it and explode into colorful flames: "Borax + Copper Powder, Fireworks Formula"
Xu Fu collapsed on the ground.
Qin Shihuang was silent for a long time: "... So what can this elixir do?"
Lin Mo: "You can get food poisoning from eating, ranging from diarrhea in mild cases to seeing your ancestors in severe cases."
Xu Fu packed his bags and ran away that night, and found the "Alchemist's Guide to Preventing Counterfeiting" in his luggage.
