Football: a Handful of C, a Handful of Mixes, a Handful of Sacrifices

[No heroine] [System metaphysics] [Hot-blooded competition] [Funny contrast] [Five major leagues] Traveling through the 2018 Premier League, Chu Tian became a Manchester United player who had been abroad for five years and was about to be kicked out. The Manchester derby started in a desperate situation, with the Red Devils trailing 0-3 and missing one player. The madman coach completely broke the defense and forced Chu Tian, ​​who had no one to replace, onto the field to prepare to take the blame. Just when all the black fans on the Internet were preparing to have a carnival and laugh at each other, Chu Tian threw out the coin bound to the system. His style on the court was completely split: Sometimes he is a comedy bastard who walks around the court and hides when the ball comes in; sometimes he is like a green tyrant with full attributes, turning into a bulldozer to carry a flying shovel with a 200-pound beast's waist, and sliding the wall of sighs on the opposite side until his ankles are knotted; at the most outrageous time, he even got a red card and clocked out in the first 15 minutes, but the remaining teammates went crazy and crushed the top team to death in the half court. From then on, the world of European football changed drastically. As long as Chu Tian came on the field, Heizi collapsed and Bai Zi smiled, Lezi and Chuanzi screamed! … Tactics master Pep Guardiola's eyes were scarlet: "I sent two defensive midfielders to flank, why should he squat in the penalty area with his head in his hands and still get assists?" Iron guard Walker broke out in a cold sweat: "He's been running away from me the whole game, but why the hell do I just lean on him as soon as I clear the ball?" Celebrity Roy shed tears of humiliation: "Don't ask, I'm eating black leather shoes raw during the live broadcast. I will never dare to swear again in my life." When Chutian won the Big Ears Cup at the top of the Champions League, he faced the constant criticism from the media around the world: "Actually, the defense in the Premier League is so scary. Every time I pass someone, I have no choice. I'm really not targeting anyone."