The Fake Eunuch: I Can’t Die, and the Empress Begs Me to Stay

Qin He transmigrated into the Great Jing Dynasty as its foremost treacherous official, the Governor of the Eastern Depot.

Bound to a “Death-Seeking System,” he would earn a trillion in prize money to take back to the modern world if he succeeded in getting himself killed.

So he slapped the Empress Dowager in court, flirted with the female emperor in the palace, and challenged an army of a hundred thousand beyond the frontier.

Qin He: “Please, just kill me! I really don't want to be a powerful minister!”

Empress Dowager: “He slapped me to bring me to my senses. He's so gentle, I'm crying!”

Female Emperor: “He caused chaos in my harem because he was afraid I’d be lonely. Now that's true love!”

The officials of the whole court: “Governor Qin serves only the public good. He bears the infamy of all ages without regret. He truly is the greatest loyal minister of all time!”

Then one day, a cool, stunning goddess was sent to his residence as his bride. Qin He looked at the gleaming dagger in her hand.

“My lady, let's get one thing straight. Please don't tell anyone I'm a fake eunuch!”