Why Don't You Have a Health Bar? Because I'm a Martial Artist!

Name: Why Don't You Have a Health Bar? Because I'm a Martial Artist!
Author: Five Cups of Goji Berry Tea to Calm My Nerves

你为什么没有血条因为我是武夫啊

by Five Cups of Goji Berry Tea to Calm My Nerves (五杯枸杞压压惊)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 117k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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The Great Siphoning Method lets me absorb anything and everything. Across the myriad paths of cultivation, all pursue immortal radiance and good fortune, vying for the mysteries of longevity.

But I, Ye Xiaofan, hold fast to the martial heart and temper my body, content to be an unhurried martial artist in the mortal world.

Life-and-death tribulations are nothing but drifting clouds to me. They have never been able to kill or destroy me.

I advise everyone under heaven: harbor no evil thoughts, and do not make an enemy of me.

I need not lift a finger against anyone. Karma and fortune will punish you on their own.

To be burdened to death by your own lifelong good fortune is the only fate that awaits those who provoke a martial artist!

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