One-sentence summary: I traveled to a mortal world and picked up an amnesiac father. He said that he was the Jade Emperor and that he would lead me to rebel.
Zhao Lang traveled through time. There is no system, no golden finger, no magical master - just an amnesiac old man picked up from the mountains. The old man said nonsense: "Old Lord... The elixir... Is poisonous... I will not let you go..." Zhao Lang thought that his brain was broken, so he adopted him as his godfather, named him Zhao Zheng, and planned to farm and raise fish in the mortal world, eating and waiting for death for the rest of his life.
Unexpectedly, this cheap old man could see the flaws in the formation by squatting on the ridge of the fields, and could point out the city wall to be raised three feet by looking at the drawings. Even the gunpowder formula was "not powerful enough". What's even more outrageous is that there is always a golden light chasing them from the horizon. The newly rescued peasant girl has the power to destroy the world sealed in her body. There is also a fortune teller who calls himself "Tai Bai" and walks into the village in the middle of the night. He kneels in front of his father and shouts "Your Majesty".
Only then did Zhao Lang realize - where was the ordinary old man he picked up? He is clearly the Lord of the Three Realms who has descended to earth and endured calamities! There is internal fighting in the heaven, the old king usurps the throne, and no one in the sky can be trusted. His father must be protected by him, and the world must be protected by him. Even the Destroyer girl who may go berserk at any time, only he can hold him back.
Then what else to farm? Revolt! Let's start with rectifying the Heavenly Court—account auditing, anti-corruption, and performance appraisal. Zhao Lang is very familiar with modern management.
Gods, are you ready to welcome your "Great Emperor"?