Zhao Ji, an Internet social beast who died suddenly in 996, woke up and found that he had transformed into the most obscure and foolish king in the Great Yan Dynasty.
Good news: He has a system. Bad news: The system forces him to be a foolish king and refuse to go to court, draft women, or build palaces—however ridiculous.
Zhao Ji was so happy, he was familiar with this job! If you don't go to court on the first day, the assassin will be burned to death; on the second day, you will go fishing and fish out a secret message of collaboration with the enemy; on the third day, you will eat hot pot and stun the rebels; on the fourth day, you will select a female talent show and select a group of spies...
Zhao Ji was confused: I just wanted to be a salted fish, how could I become an emperor who knew everything about him?
The system is also confused: Are you a fool?
Faced with the rebellion of King Zhao, the invasion of Beidi, the interference of the Queen Mother in politics, and the corruption in the court, Zhao Ji cursed "I want to be a coward" while using Internet thinking to rectify the court agenda - using KPIs to evaluate officials, using the brains of product managers to fight wars, and using business negotiations to sign peace contracts.
What's even more outrageous is that he also raised his daughter to become an empress, sent his son to a military camp and a Taoist temple, and he was preparing to retire and become a salted fish.
This is a hilarious story about "I want to show off, but the whole world doesn't agree." See how the emperor who is the least emperor-like in history created a prosperous age while complaining.
