My name is Lin Mo, and I am the most useless Chinese-American softie in the Premier League.
I stutter when talking in front of people, and when I get scolded, I just hold the hem of my jersey and bow my head to apologize. My teammates called me a loser and a leftover from the youth training, and I couldn't hold back a complete sentence for a long time. My opponent threatened to kick my legs off, and I was so nervous that I lowered my head and counted the cracks in the floor tiles.
The whole Premier League laughed at me for being the most useless substitute in the history of Chelsea, but no one knew that I hid a crazy secret: the more they scolded me and discriminated against me, the more ruthless I was in my bones.
One second I was bending over and saying I couldn't do it. The next second I stepped onto the Stamford Bridge turf, I was a different person. A heavy shot penetrated the blind corner of the goal, and passed through the entire defense line. No matter you were the villain Vinnie Jones of the Premier League or a legendary superstar of a wealthy family, you would only be crushed in front of me.
I even look forward to them scolding me. After all, the more they scold me, the more thoroughly they will kneel on the court. I'm not born a coward, I'm just too lazy to pretend to be awesome - if I take it seriously, the entire football world will bow to me.
Reader comments
Haven't watched it yet. I watched a video and forgot to mention who was a black player talking about a Chinese player in the NBA. You can't scold him more and more harshly, so I always praise him when I talk to him.
Haven't watched it yet. I watched a video and forgot to mention who was a black player talking about a Chinese player in the NBA. You can't scold him more and more harshly, so I always praise him when I talk to him.