Prehistoric: Heaven's Daughter, She Just Wants to Lie Down

Su Yu, a salted fish girl who traveled through time and became a koi carp, her life-long dream is to lie down and have every scale exposed. However, she is the daughter of Heaven. If she complains about "it's so troublesome", her enemies will be struck by lightning on the spot. If she kicks a stone, an innate spiritual treasure will be rolled out. The Great Tribulation of the Gods was in full swing, but she was sitting firmly in the Kunlun Mountains as a casual cultivator, relying entirely on automatic idle training. It's just a pity that Lord Lu Yada, who used to be a defiant demon saint, is now a full-time nanny. He chases after her every day to clean up the mess, and looks to the sky with grief and anger: "Why does Heaven only favor salted fish?" Yuanshi Tianzun was devastated: his chosen son suddenly went astray when he met Su Yu. Yang Jian studied the "Health Sutra", and Nezha suddenly realized "the true meaning of cooking", and even Jiang Ziya wanted to set up a stall and return to his old fishing business. The sage spent the night developing an "anti-salted fish formation", but was always accidentally led astray by Taoist Tongtian's rock pipa. And the Evil Corpse of Tongtian, who Su Yu regarded as a wandering singer and rewarded him with three copper coins, was playing the pipa modified from Qingping Sword, laughing at the absurd drama of this salted fish winning the title of god by lying down. "Below the saints are all ants," he plucked the strings, "but ants, why do you need to stand up?"