Chen Xi traveled through time.
There is no cheat, no system, just a broken chat group.
There are seven people in the group: a monk who wants to return to secular life every day, a female doctor who is afraid of society, a woman who is afraid of lolita, a woman who is as narcissistic as herself, and two mysterious people who dive all year round.
Chen Xi was very dissatisfied with this, but it didn't matter if his group of friends were unreliable, as long as he himself was reliable.
One morning, he just ordered some noodles and was pushed down before he could move his chopsticks.
"Chen Xi, right? He is suspected of hiding contraband. Come with us."
When Chen Xi was being held up, there was only one thought in his mind: My face!
When he got to jail, he got his crime sheet.
There are one hundred and seven crimes listed above -
Hiding arms secretly, colluding with demon clan, treason...
There is another one:
"Seducing a sow into giving birth to eight black babies."
Chen Xi:? ? ?
He opened a chat group for help and sent a message:
[Daniel Wu from another world]: I'm very urgent. I've been falsely accused and imprisoned. Is there anyone who can help me?
[Whoever becomes a monk will make mistakes]: I can't get it, I'm still on my way. But if you starve to death, remember to ask your dream and I will recite a rebirth mantra for you.
[Here comes a McFlurry]:? ? ? What have you committed?
[Daniel Wu from another world]: You may not believe it if you tell me - molesting a sow.
[Everyone here is a hot chick]: (Expression: An old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone)
The group chat was silent for three seconds.
Then the messages started flooding the screen.
It's all "hahahahahaha."
Chen Xi put down his phone and fell into deep thought:
What is the use of this group?
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