Tomb Robber: What Should I Do If I Wear an Ancient Black Gold Sword?

There are private settings + imaginative ideas + funny contrasts + warm bonds + weapon spirit cultivation + guardian brother Xuan Mo traveled through time, and instead of becoming the young man of the aristocratic family, he actually transformed into the black gold ancient sword behind Zhang Qiling! As a thousand-year-old sword with a 25-year-old modern soul, Xuan Mo said: Whoever loves this broken tomb will be killed, I am only responsible for protecting my little brother! As a result, the style of the tomb robbing world completely changed. Encountered a bloody corpse? The ancient black gold sword transforms into a powerful divine iron. It can be chopped into pieces directly without bleeding! Encountered an agency? Draw a nine-square grid map in advance! (Vibration prompt) I thought that my life was just about playing tricks on fat people every day, and occasionally being a "mobile air conditioner" and a "baby thermostat". Until listening to thunder in Leicheng, Xuanmo desperately attracted the thunder from the sky to temper his body, hoping to transform into a human being. Result… There was no 1.85-Meter-tall cold-blooded man there, only a fat baby with a bare butt and fierce breasts! Zhang Qiling looked at Naituanzi who shouted angrily, "I am the Master of Dao", and his century-old iceberg face fell into deep thought in a rare way. Wu Xie and Fatty were crazy about the fun: the mute Zhang was forced to work as a super daddy! What's even more outrageous is that as the exploration deepens, the memory of the past life awakens in Milkman Xuanmo's mind: It turns out that the entire human world they live in is actually a captive poultry! The five-year-old Milkman slapped the table: "Fuck poultry! Come on, I'll teach you how to cultivate!" When the Iron Triangle + Black Flower team started fighting again with the cultivation skills, the rice dumplings in the tomb were desperate. Break the void, return to adult form, and take your little brother to the world of cultivation to cause trouble! "I am not only your sword, I also want to be your god who cuts off this absurd fate!"