Rebellious Disciple, Stop Having Epiphanies! I Just Want Our Sect to Go Bankrupt!

[Reverse cultivation + lighthearted + misunderstood brilliance + sect management + hilarious disciple recruitment + a cast of crazed eccentrics]

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, I took over a dilapidated sect with nothing left but a dog. I thought we were doomed.

Who knew I'd be bound to the Sect-Wrecking Ascension System? As long as the sect's fortunes hit zero and all the disciples ran off, I could ascend on the spot.

But if the sect got stronger, I wouldn't be able to ascend and would even lose years off my life!

To become an immortal as soon as possible, I went down the mountain and took in a good-for-nothing girl who had just been dumped by her fiancé, lost all her cultivation, and came with a powerful enemy in tow.

I thought she'd drag the sect down, but the pills I tossed to the dog were divine elixirs in her eyes; the group calisthenics I doodled on a whim became a god-demon body-tempering art; and the moldy seeds and Guide to Postpartum Care for Sows I threw her somehow yielded Nine-Turn Immortal Rice!

I only wanted to squander our way into bankruptcy, but instead...

The dumped good-for-nothing became an unparalleled empress, a dying demoness became a lovesick holy maiden, the stray dog at our gate ate until it transformed into a guardian qilin, and even the mad odd-job workers I picked up one by one became ruthless powerhouses who shook the world!

Years later, all the sects came to pay their respects, and all living beings bowed down.

Looking at my increasingly prosperous sect, I couldn't help raising my head and shouting in fury:

“Hey, hey, hey! Stop having epiphanies, you wicked disciples! I really just want the sect to go bankrupt!”

This book is also known as:

“I Fed the Divine Pills to the Dog, So Why Are You All Still Invincible?”

“Please, My Disciples, Stop Reading Too Much into Everything. Your Master Just Wants to Go Broke and Ascend”

“I Told You to Squander Our Wealth, So How Did You Turn a Good-for-Nothing Who Got Dumped into an Empress?”

“I Just Want the Sect to Shut Down. Dahuang, How Did You Turn into a Starry Qilin?”