Don't Be Enlightened, You Evil Disciples, My Master Just Wants the Sect to Go Bankrupt!

[Reverse Cultivation of Immortality + Relaxation + Dihua + Sect Management + Funny Recruitment of Disciples + Crazy Criticism of Group Images] Traveling through the world of immortality and taking over a dilapidated sect with only one dog left, I thought I was doomed. Unexpectedly, it was bound to the [Prodigal Ascension System] - as long as the sect's luck returns to zero and all the disciples run away, I can immediately ascend; But if the sect becomes stronger, not only will I not be able to fly, but my life span will also be deducted! In order to become an immortal as soon as possible, I went down the mountain and took in as my disciple a good-for-nothing girl who had just been annulled, her cultivation was completely ruined, and she had a big enemy. I thought she would bring down the sect, but she thought the elixir I fed to the dog was an elixir; the radio gymnastics I drew casually, she realized the magic of physical refining by gods and demons; the moldy seeds and "Postpartum Care for Sows" I threw to her, she just managed to grow nine-turn fairy rice! I just wanted to lose everything and go bankrupt, but as a result—— The loser who broke off the engagement became a peerless empress, the dying witch became a sickly saint, the local dog at the door turned into a sect-protecting unicorn while eating, and even the crazy handyman I picked up casually became a ruthless person who shook the world! Many years later, thousands of sects came to court, and all living beings kowtowed. Looking at the increasingly prosperous sect, I couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar: "Hey, hey, hey, don't get enlightened, you evil disciple! I really just want my sect to go bankrupt!" This book is also called: "I've fed the elixir to the dogs, how come you're still invincible?" "Disciple, please, don't think too much, my master just wants to go bankrupt and ascend" "Let you lose your family, and you teach a loser who broke off the engagement to become an empress?" "I just want the sect to collapse. Why have you turned into a star unicorn, Dahuang?"