Weird Cultivator: Fellow Taoist, You Smell so Good, Give Me a Bite

[Weird Immortal Cultivation] [Eastern Cthulhu] [Psychosis] [Food] [First Person] In fact, it is not the first person, but I prefer to start writing from the perspective of the protagonist. —————————————— I was originally a patient in a mental hospital, but I somehow traveled to the world of immortality and only had three days left to live. What should I do? Waiting online is urgent! ! 😱 And I found that each of these immortal cultivators looked weirder than the other. Fortunately, they were all very delicious. 😋When I tasted it for the first time, I went directly from a mortal to an immortal cultivator! Life expectancy actually increased by 20 days! Isn't this a perfect road to immortality? 😎 ……… Welcome to my first dinner party in the world of immortality. I bowed to the five corpses in the audience. 🥳 Today's dishes include 1 stir-fried live tentacles, which can extend your life by 20 days, and 2 braised soul-splitting sickle meat slices, which can extend your life by 40 days. If you can't eat it, that's okay, I understand. After all, you are also part of the dinner party...🤤 ————————🥪 Although I have a lottery system, why is the system weird? It felt like he knew everything, but he said nothing until one day... A young man in white suddenly emerged from my body. The sound is actually exactly the same as the system. Okay, you dog system! I knew you were Tiandao in disguise! You still lied to me for so long! 😠