Weird Cultivation: Fellow Daoist, You Smell So Delicious. Let Me Have a Bite

Name: Weird Cultivation: Fellow Daoist, You Smell So Delicious. Let Me Have a Bite
Author: Even Goblins Dream of Martial Arts

诡异修仙：道友你好香啊给我吃口

by Even Goblins Dream of Martial Arts (哥布林也有武侠梦)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 134k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Eerie Cultivation] [Eastern Lovecraftian Horror] [Mental Illness] [Gourmet] [First Person] Actually, it’s not quite first person. I just like starting from the protagonist’s perspective.

I used to be a patient in a psychiatric hospital, but somehow I transmigrated to the world of cultivation with only three days left to live. What should I do? Help, this is urgent!! 😱

And I’ve found that these cultivators look stranger than the last. Luckily, they’re all delicious. 😋 The first time I tried one, I went straight from being a mortal to a cultivator! My lifespan even increased by 20 days! Isn’t this the perfect path to immortality? 😎

Welcome, everyone, to my first banquet in the world of cultivation. I bowed to the five corpses below the stage. 🥳

Today’s menu: 1. Stir-fried live tentacles, which add 20 days to your lifespan. 2. Braised soul-rending scythe meat, which adds 40 days to your lifespan. If you can’t eat it, that’s fine. I understand. After all, you’re part of the banquet too... 🤤

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Although I have a lottery System, why is it so strange? It feels like it knows everything, but it never says a word. Until one day...

A young man in white suddenly sprang out of my body. His voice was exactly the same as the System’s. So that’s how it is, you damned System! I knew you were the Heavenly Dao in disguise! And you kept deceiving me for so long! 😠

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