Chen Qingyun, who traveled through the world of immortality for ten years and worked as a handyman for ten years, finally awakened to the system!
He was ecstatic, thinking that his life was about to take off.
Bite! The villain's live broadcast system is successfully bound!
[This system aims to train the host to become the most famous and fastest-dead villain in history! Every time you commit suicide, it will be broadcast live to all the heavens and worlds!
[Novice mission: Please sneak into the saint's bathing pool and steal her bellyband within one day.
[Punishment for mission failure: running naked in Zongmen Square and shouting 'I'm a fool' a hundred times.
[Penalty for rejecting the mission: Explode immediately and soar in place (physics).
Chen Qingyun: "???"
In order to survive (and face), Chen Qingyun could only bite the bullet.
He wanted to steal the bellyband, but accidentally changed the saint's bath water into a thousand-year-old stalactite, causing the saint to break through on the spot.
He wanted to add a laxative to the master's elixir, but he accidentally added ambergris and made a top-quality magical elixir.
He wanted to dance in the Demon Sect's main arena, but he stepped on the long-lost dance steps of the Demon Emperor, and was regarded as the new master by the demons.
Audiences in the live broadcast room: "The anchor is playing us again! This is not seeking death, it is clearly a textbook pretense!"