NBA: Looting Traits and Forcing the Mamba Mentality

In 2014, the small-ball era is about to begin, but the old gods have yet to take their final bow. Su Han suffers a complete ACL tear during the most crucial contract year of his career, leaving him on the verge of being cut by the Golden State Warriors. Just as the general manager slaps the release notice in his face, Su Han unexpectedly binds himself to the [God-Tier Attribute Plunder System]! Any physical contact with a superstar lets him mercilessly steal one of the signature skill attributes they’re most proud of!

Forced by the head coach to play garbage time? Su Han pretends to slip and barrels straight into Stephen Curry, who’s at the peak of his career!

“Ding! High-intensity physical collision detected. Congratulations, Host, you have plundered the gold-tier attribute: [Insanely Accurate Three-Pointer]!”

The next second, Su Han ignores the play call. As the entire crowd gasps, he plants his feet on the center-court logo, rises, and shoots. Nothing but net!

From then on, the NBA has a court menace who strikes fear into every superstar. After games, he shamelessly chases LeBron James around begging for a hug, just to trigger [Chosen One Physique]. In the paint, he relentlessly rubs elbows against Kobe, sucking the [Mamba Mentality] right out of him. From a defensive sieve, Su Han painstakingly pieces himself together into an omniscient, all-around monster. In an age when the gods are fading, he uses other people’s signature moves to crush them all!