[Travel + magic stick + sign in + slap in the face]
Lin Bei, a graduate student in data science, died suddenly and traveled to Zhenguan Tang Dynasty.
When he woke up, he was arrested by Li Shimin and almost beheaded.
At the critical moment, he activated the [Big Data Fortune Telling System]——
"Your Majesty, I watch the sky at night, and you will have trouble sleeping tonight."
Li Shimin: "You are deceiving the public with your evil words! Drag him out and chop him!"
That night, Li Shimin really couldn't sleep.
From then on, Lin Bei became the number one magician in the Tang Dynasty.
He said that Wei Zheng would sneeze, and Wei Zheng sneezed.
He said that Cheng Yaojin would step on horse manure, and Cheng Yaojin did.
He said it would rain in three days, and everyone in court was waiting for him to lose his head——
Then, the rain came.
Li Shimin: "Lin Aiqing, I will make you a national advisor."
Lin Bei: "Your Majesty, I just want to get off work."
Li Shimin: "No, I still want you to figure out how long I can live."
Lin Bei: "... Your Majesty, I choose to remain silent on this issue."
