I’m a dim-witted delivery rider abandoned by a mysterious organization, with a sharp-tongued AI girlfriend living in my head. She calls me an idiot, but helps me play dumb, pull off face-slapping comebacks, and charm women with cheat-level success. Everyone thinks I’m useless, but my eyes can see through things and my brain can predict what’s coming. Beautiful women surround me. The organization wants to take me back? Too late.