Entertainment: the Almighty Uncle Takes Care of the Children and Organizes Domestic Entertainment!

My name is Yang Fan, and my lifelong dream is to be a pure-blood salted fish lying flat. After being reborn, I was forced into a parent-child live variety show by my top sister Yang Mi! The whole Internet angrily criticized me as a useless person who can't do anything, but they don't know that I have the entire earth's entertainment treasure trove and a state-banquet god-level skill package in my head! In order to coax my arrogant niece Xiao Nuomi, I was forced to embark on the outrageous path of dimensionality reduction to attack domestic entertainment. I just wanted to sleep in, so I casually talked about "Journey to the West" to coax the baby. As a result, five million viewers stayed up all night and the whole network begged for updates! I thought the meal in the show was unpalatable, so I fried some noodles with two tomatoes and made the movie star next door and millions of friends cry! In order not to have to work, a divine song brought all the aunts in the village to the top of their lungs, and the square dance easily defeated the king of singers and won the championship! Yang Mi's views were shattered in front of the screen: "Is this still my good-for-nothing brother?" Bai Lu swallowed hard, her eyes drawn: "This man is not only handsome, but he also cooks so deliciously, I want to marry him!" Facing the crazy capital and the swarming female celebrities, I wrapped myself tightly in the quilt and yelled: "Don't make noise! Don't be annoyed! Don't worship me! I just want to be a good-for-nothing uncle in peace!"