My name is Mengji, an ordinary modern college student. My biggest specialty is lying flat. Unexpectedly, when I woke up, I was transported to the set of a trashy costume drama—no, I was transported to a bizarre ancient world made up of countless movies and TV dramas. What's even more outrageous is that the dear man I am possessing is a soldier who disguised himself as a man and sneaked into the army. The original owner was just punished to clean the latrine for peeping at the general taking a bath.
I looked down and saw that the strip of cloth wrapped around my chest was tighter than the foot wrap, and there was a fake thing stuffed in my crotch. Yes, I accepted this crappy script.
I thought that being a soldier would mean just hanging around and waiting to die, but it turned out that there was a crisis at the border, my colleagues were looking for trouble, and the general stared at the skin on the back of my neck in a daze every day. General Huo, known as "Jade Faced Yama", looked cold, but he always secretly swallowed when I was chewing on the chicken legs. In order not to lose my head, I could only use modern fallacies to fool the entire army while moving around crazily at various slap-in-the-face scenes.
There is no system, no cheats, my only superpower is-complaining. Slap corrupt officials in the face? I relied on the quarrel skills I learned while watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan". Solve the mystery? It's purely because I watched too much "Young Man Bao Qingtian" when I was a kid. As for the day when the general discovered that I was a girl... Hehe, he blushed more exaggeratedly than the chili I secretly ate.
This is a story about a coward who travels through time and survives in ancient times using her mouth and shamelessness. There is no cruelty or knife, and the whole process is hahaha.
