Dragon Clan: There's Something Wrong with This Bad Guy

[Easy Everyday Life] + [Counterattack of the Bad Boy] + [Pretend to Be a Pig and Eat the Tiger] + [Make Up for Regrets] + [Dimensionality Reduction Strike] My name is Lu Mingfei, a senior student at Shilan Middle School. His specialty is playing "StarCraft" and maintaining an out-of-body experience while listening to his aunt's thoughts. My dream is to get into a bad college, live there and wait to die. But in the summer of 2009, I found out that I was sick, and it was not serious. My mind went blank, but my body had its own thoughts. I saw a red-haired beauty pushing open the door of an Internet cafe. I was still thinking, "This girl is so attractive", but tears streamed down my face for no reason; My hands seemed to be possessed by an ancient tyrant. When I got a little nervous while playing the game, my APM soared past 400, beating the opponent to the point of cheating; My fearless instinct, which I had practiced for eighteen years, suddenly failed. Faced with the orders of the influential person in the class, I wanted to say "Okay", but what I blurted out was: "I don't have any legs? Get out of here." Help, I really just want to be a quiet, bad kid!