Qin Shi Huang Plays Video Games on Livestream, and the Chat Is in Stitches

When Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng opened his eyes, he found himself hosting a livestream. His teammate? His son, Hu Hai. His audience? Millions of modern viewers, flooding the chat with comments. In the first round, Hu Hai picked the crown prince and gave away first blood in 30 seconds. That was faster than the fall of the Qin Dynasty. Ying Zheng said expressionlessly, “I was so busy playing that I forgot to beat you up.” Chat: Hahahaha, that’s a real dad! In the second round, Zhu Yuanzhang showed up with Zhu Yunwen to get revenge. Old Zhu declared, “If I lose, I’ll wash my hair while standing on my head!” And then… the washbasin tipped over, and Old Zhu plunged headfirst into it. Later, Liu Bang arrived, and Ying Zheng finally lost his cool: “You’re just a village headman. Did you grease your feet with Great Wall lubricant? How are you running so fast?” Liu Bang grinned. “Boss, I’m just a wholesaler of affairs.” Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin sat in the livestream. Li Jiancheng: Little brother, there’s a knife behind you. Li Shimin: Big brother, where’s your health bar? Oh, I took it down. Never mind, then. “Brother, long time no see.” Li Jiancheng’s mouth twitched. “…Long time no see, my ass.” Chat: Hahahaha, this conversation! “Long time no see”: last time we met, you killed me. This is a story about emperors livestreaming themselves playing games. Whoever loses has to perform a talent, and no one can end the stream until they’ve received enough gifts! Washing your hair upside down, smashing a boulder on your chest, gaming with your feet, the Golden Toilet Award, calling a deer a horse… Plus all kinds of twisted skills and random events to torment them without end. Chat: This is the funniest batch of emperors I’ve ever seen! [Pure comedy, no angst for the protagonist, and an iconic moment in every chapter] [Click to watch: The Greatest Emperor of All Time carries his deadweight teammates, while the chat laughs itself silly]