At three o'clock in the morning, my boss asked me to change the 19th version of the plan - exactly the same as the first version.
I stared at the screen and smiled.
Then three people lived in my mind: one with a sharp tongue, one with green tea, and one with a bad temper.
He spoke venomously to the boss on my behalf: "You can't even remember my name, so you're interested in my job number, right?"
The one with green tea cried for me: "Brother, you obviously changed this plan yourself."
He smashed the keyboard for me angrily: "Go to hell! I quit!"
Overnight, I went from being the transparent person most bullied in the company to the legendary god of anti-involution.
HR came to talk to me and I recited the labor law on the spot.
The director threatened to fire me, so I slapped my overtime records for three years on his desk.
The CEO made an appointment in person, and I thought I was finally going to be fired.
As a result, he pushed up his glasses: "Su Xiaohe, how many voices are there in your head?"
... Wait a minute, this script is wrong.
He said that he has a doctorate in psychology and specializes in treating diseases like mine where people live in their brains.
He said that he came to this company not to be the CEO, but to investigate an old account from twenty years ago.
He also transferred me to a separate office on the 18th floor.
I thought this was the beginning of my cheating life.
As a result, the tasks he gave me became more and more outrageous——
Help the little girl who took the blame seek justice, stand up for the designer whose signature was stolen, pry open the good man's mouth, uncover the secret of the founder, and accompany him to find the enemy who killed his father...
The last one is - let me say goodbye to the three people who have lived in my mind for twenty years.
