Honghuang: From the Start, My Electronic Prayer Beads Made Me a Sage Through Resentment

[Lighthearted + invincible + meme-filled + workplace reform. If you don't like it, come fight me through the internet!] Shen Pingsheng transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes Hongyun, the unlucky “people-pleaser.” The Dao is being taught at the Zixiao Palace, and Zhunti is about to cry and make a scene to grab a seat? Shen Pingsheng stays calm and pulls out an electronic wooden fish: “Dong!” [You have delivered Zhunti from his greed and obtained 90 million merits of the Great Dao!] [You have delivered Kunpeng from his resentment and obtained a fragment of a Chaos Supreme Treasure!] Shen Pingsheng gets it: the Heavenly Dao of the Primordial World is just a slapdash operation, and the resentment of all living beings is the best nourishment! And so, the whole Primordial World goes completely off the rails. Jieyin and Zhunti are dumbfounded. “Big brother, I haven't even founded Buddhism yet. How did you become the Buddha?” Primordial Heavenly Venerable is on the verge of a breakdown. “That guy just said ‘Back, back, back,’ and the Pangu Banner cracked from the shock?” Hongjun is even more exasperated. “Fellow Daoist Shen, you can be CEO of the Heavenly Dao. I just want to retire!” Shen Pingsheng lounges in the Merit Pool, an iced Americano in one hand and the wooden fish in the other: “Stop competing so hard. Everyone, just take it easy. Anyone who keeps pushing themselves, I'll deliver them from this world.”