System+Dihua Flow+Counter Routine+Invincible Luck+hilarious
Li Gouhai is bound to a system, and you can get rewards by completing tasks.
Until that day, the system asked him to take a shortcut through a dark alley, but he didn't take it.
That night, the robber was blown away by gas, and the system reported an error in the background.
007: "Why don't you leave?"
Li Gouhei: "Anti-fraud APP intercepted it."
007: "???"
Later, the system asked him to place the takeout in the center of the table, and he put a newspaper on it.
Su Qingge called up the surveillance camera: "He used newspapers to destroy the bomb array and cover the pinhole camera. Who is this person's background?"
Li Gouhei: "The table is too slippery. If you spill the spicy hot pot, you will lose eighty-eight points."
Su Qingge: "???"
Later, when Aunt Pengci was blocking the stairs, he used a driving recorder.
Auntie: "Plain clothes! Get out!"
Li Gouhei: "Nineteen yuan and free shipping, to guard against 3,000 yuan of blackmail. Who doesn't know how to settle this bill?"
Aunt: "???"
The King of Bing laid a minefield waiting for him to pass by, but he thought the manhole cover was too far away.
Lei Zhan: "What kind of special tactic is this snakeskin move?"
Li Gouhei: "It costs 200 to repair the car if I get stuck. It costs 15 cents to take a detour and it costs 15 cents for electricity. Please help me calculate which one is more cost-effective."
Lei Zhan: "???"
007 Looked at the continuous crashing task logs, and the background code was smoking on the spot.
"I want to kill you so much! Why aren't you dead yet!!!"
Li Gouhei took out his mobile phone and looked at his balance: "I made seventy-eight and three yuan today, not bad, let's continue tomorrow."
007: "???"
