Royal Funeral Shop: Lao Zhu Asked Me to Buy a Coffin

Traveling through the twenty-fifth year of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Gaojing became the fourth son of King Zhu Di of Yan, who had been missing for twelve years. Bind to the "Supreme Funeral System", as long as you do simple things, you can get immortal-level invincible rewards. In order to earn rewards, he opened a "Red Dust Funeral Shop" in the capital. Not only did he cry out to the civil and military officials of the court with his modified suona version of "Thousands of Miles Away", but he also picked up a sick and amnesiac child as his apprentice. Until one day, a stubborn old man who called himself "Old Huang" and a bad-tempered "Old Lan" came to the store to take shelter from the rain. Zhu Gaoying saw through it at a glance and started selling in a serious manner: "Old Huang, I see that your hall is dark, and there will be a big funeral in the near future. Do you want to know about our store's 'Kowloon Supreme Emperor's Coffin'? Buy one, get one free!" Lao Lan was furious and wanted to draw his sword, but Zhu Gaotian pressed a finger into the bluestone and couldn't get it out. Lao Huang took a deep breath on the spot and trembled with fear. But when Lao Huang turned his head and saw the apprentice hiding behind Zhu Gaoyan, his eyes almost popped out of his head. Lao Huang roared crazily in his heart: "Isn't this our good grandson Zhu Xiongying who died a long time ago?!" Zhu Di fell into deep confusion when he saw the owner of the funeral shop who wanted to please even his own father, Zhu Yuanzhang, and even the civil and military officials of the court begged him to ascend the throne. Zhu Di asked cautiously: "Fourth brother, tell me honestly, do you want this throne or not?" Zhu Gaotian casually picked up a handful of glittering paper money and threw it into the air with disdain on his face. "I even saw off the Jade Emperor. A mere human throne is not worthy of a dog." "Dad, what do you want? Okay, I will bury all those who oppose you tonight!"