I Rescued a Fox on the Snowy Mountain

[Comedy] + [Unhinged] + [Wild Imagination] + [Game Invasion]

My name is Du Wanwan. On the year of my hairpin ceremony, a fortune-teller tripped three times in front of my house. When he finally got back up, he trembled and uttered eight words: "A star of ill omen, bringing ruin to all around her." I wonder which absolute idiot changed her tags to that! Must be some back-end reviewer...

"You offended us? You think you can keep going? Forget about getting any traffic!"

My father was so frightened that he immediately tripled the fortune-teller's fee, begging him to shut up.

"If there's no traffic, I'll just finish the whole thing now!"