(Funny, not sophisticated)
Taibai Jinxing: "Master Patriarch! Please don't tell the Jade Emperor that I stole Chang'e's wine!"
Sun Wukong: "Master! Please don't tell others about my dream about sleeping with female monkeys in the three realms!"
Yu Jia pushed up her reading glasses expressionlessly: "I know everything. So - you'd better be good."
This is the story of Patriarch Bodhi, who was promoted by exposing evil information about gods, and turned Journey to the West into a large-scale social death scene.
Reading guide:
· The protagonist has a sinister tongue and specializes in the mentality of a god
· Lots of laughs, with new black stuff in every chapter
· The plot has gone awry, and the original work of Journey to the West has been scrapped
· The system props are full of side effects, including rolling eyes, meowing, and pink belt protection.
Warm reminder: This book does not contain any great content, only the happy cultivation of immortality by egoists.
[This book is purely original and fictional] All years, buildings, companies, pipeline technologies, and crisis events in the article are fictional creations and have no connection with the real world, real people, institutions, or events. Please do not imitate reality.