The System Asked Me to Be the Extra Dog, but I Wanted to Be the King of People.

Name: The System Asked Me to Be the Extra Dog, but I Wanted to Be the King of People.
Author: Master of Linyuan Pavilion

系统让我做添狗，我偏要当人王

by Master of Linyuan Pavilion (临渊阁主人)

Status: Completed
Length: 600k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Audience: Male
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Godly God + Harem + No Heroine + Reverse Brainwashing System + Black Humor + Slow Farming] When Wang Tianming woke up, he found that he had traveled to the parallel world of Blue Star, and became a top dog licker who lost everything for the goddess, lost his parents, and finally died of exhaustion in a rental house. Before he had time to digest the tragic memory of this body, a system created by the so-called "No. 1 Dog Licker in the Future" came to his door and paid him 10,000 yuan in dog licking money every day to continue kneeling and licking the goddess. He soon discovered that there was a loophole in the rules of the system - as long as the woman was satisfied, she would be rewarded. As for whether the method was to lick on her knees or win while standing, the system had no restrictions. Wang Tianming agreed on the surface, but he was sneering in his heart: How could a man be so humble as a licking dog when he was born in heaven and earth? From barber shops and gyms to high-end clubs, from small company owners to presidents of large groups. Wang Tianming used a method of "standing and being licked by the goddess" to gain satisfaction, so that the goddesses who were once aloof were willing to surround him. The system thought it was cultivating a generation of dog-licking kings, but it didn't know that it was personally creating a human king that would be looked up to by all living beings. When the dog-licking system meets the awakening world, a divine counterattack begins that subverts the rules.

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Pretending to be cool doesn't rely on slaps in the face but relies on the plot to express it, absolutely!
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