Wuxia Crossover: In Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, I Snatch Madam Wang from the Start

[Wuxia + multiple heroines + System + invincible protagonist]

Lin Feng's Journal of the Comprehensive Martial World:

From the start, I was a lowly flower gardener, with a life as worthless as a blade of grass.

I thought: If I catch Madam Wang bathing, I'm dead for sure.

But then: I activated the System and became her man.

Later, I arrived in the Condor Heroes world, already a grandmaster.

I thought: I could crush everything with my strength and make up for the regrets of the original story.

But then: What the hell is the Green-Clad Tower, an organization of assassins? The plot is nothing like I remember!

Me: How am I supposed to steal the girl this way? Anyone online? This is urgent!

Finally, I arrived in the Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber world, invincible under heaven.

I thought: At last, I can enjoy a dull, uneventful life as an invincible hero.

But then: The System's style took a sudden turn, and it started giving out fun blind boxes...

Looking at Xiao Zhao in a dancer's cosplay outfit with an exotic flair, and Zhou Zhiruo wielding the Heaven Reliant Sword in a slit qipao,

I fell into deep thought...

Can anyone tell me if I've gone crazy, or if this comprehensive martial world has gone crazy?!