If you ever find yourself transported into a modern urban fantasy novel, remember these rules for survival:
Never add salt to the green snake demon's fried egg. She'll leave a spirit mark on you.
Never accept a fox demon's "free breakfast." Every meal comes with a price.
Never go to the abandoned laboratory building at midnight. You'll meet a bamboo demon carrying a lantern. She's gentle to everyone, but remember: she's waiting for you alone.
Ruan Nuocheng broke all three rules. Now she spends every day being watched in turn by three women at the very top of the power rankings. Her System says, "You're the worst villain I've ever had."
She says, "I know."
"But they seem to think I'm doing a pretty good job."
