I Made Diao Chan Lean Against the Wall, and She Fell Madly in Love with Me

[Three Kingdoms] [Multiple Female Leads] [Conquer the Realm] [Invincible] [One Against Thousands] [Ensemble Cast] [No System] [Cultural Export]

The Han Empire is a crumbling old house. Give it a kick and it ought to collapse, but the people inside will rush out and beat you up.

Xie Yuan transmigrates to the seventh year of Guanghe and witnesses the collapse of this house.

Let's test our skills and mend the broken sky!

And so the Han Empire takes a bizarre turn down an unexpected path.

Led by a ghost haunting the skies above the Han, it embarks on industrialization, the slave trade, and a colonial economy.

The craft immortal Ma Jun hammers out internal combustion engines and Cloud Dragon Cannons.

Mi Zhu, the ancient Chinese god of trade, makes the whole world bankroll the Han Empire.

Cao Mengde is appointed General Who Conquers the West, becoming the Whip of God and the strictest father to the western steeds.

"Whoever came up with Kunlun slaves? They're even handier than oxen."

Liu Xuande expands overseas, opening a new chapter for the Flame Han.

"Hanover has 'Han' in its name, and Hamilton has 'Han' in its name too. Clearly, these lands have been Han territory since ancient times!"

Sun Bofu crosses the ocean with his entire family before realizing that the Han River is also called a river.

"They call me a rat of Jiangdong. Doesn't everything east of the Han River belong to me, then?"

And now, making his entrance:

The rebuilder of the Eastern Empire, the living immortal who can turn beans into soldiers, the fusion of the Great Worthy Teacher and the Most Holy Teacher, the strongest carbon-based life-form of the second century, the Shepherd of Asia, history's greatest pirate, a master of cultural export on par with an examination failure, the lord of industrial Cthulhu, the unruly chancellor of the Han Empire, the supreme leader of the Han Federation, the founding father of the Great Tang: Xie Yuan!