[Urban Legends + Wild Imagination + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Cultural Outreach + Dimensional Suppression + Rule Horror + Lighthearted + Sweet Romance]
Rifts appear across the globe, and eerie tales invade reality.
The person in the mirror, footsteps, the slit-mouthed woman... While everyone else fights to survive in these eerie tales, Chen Qi opens a shop inside them.
He is the thirteenth-generation heir to Qihuang Foot Therapy, and the owner of a dilapidated massage shop.
When the person in the mirror climbs out, Chen Qi calmly prepares a basin of medicinal water. “Brother, your kidney energy’s a little low. Want to get a membership? It’s only ninety-eight for your first visit.”
The mirror person is stunned. Three minutes later, it obediently sticks out a foot. “Then... how long should I get?”
Later, the Footsteps legend tearfully thanks him, the slit-mouthed woman praises him to everyone after he cures her athlete’s foot, and the Eight-Headed Serpent takes turns enjoying the treatment with all eight heads, refusing to leave and demanding to become his steed.
Then Western demons descend, leaving supernatural organizations worldwide at a loss.
Chen Qi walks over carrying a footbath.
The demon laughs. “You’re just a foot masseur. What can you do?”
Chen Qi frowns. “You have smelly feet.”
One needle to the Yongquan acupoint, and the ten-meter-tall demon is sealed inside the footbath.
At a United Nations summit, a cardinal denounces foot therapy as heresy. Chen Qi shoots back, “Didn’t Jesus wash his disciples’ feet?”
The room falls silent, then erupts in thunderous applause.
Someone asks what his ability is. He wipes his hands. “Nothing much. I just wash feet. And, while I’m at it, save the world.”
