After failing her tribulation, Xuan Yu, the cultivation world's number-one workaholic, transmigrates into the body of a washed-up modern celebrity who's given up on life. To accumulate merit and cultivate the Great Dao again, she's forced to get back to work and start a fortune-telling livestream. But her outrageous antics soon send things wildly off course. Other fortune-tellers on livestreams: ethereal and dignified, with predictions that never miss. Xuan Yu on livestream: She calls the top donor. “Your toilet is clogged because your ex's ghost is flipping you off. I suggest you burn three sticks of incense and shout, ‘Ex, be gone!’” The whole internet erupts: #ThisFraudIsInsanelyMakingSense#. Then one day, she connects with a top-tier star whose body is shrouded in the aura of death. The comments flood with, “Run, he's a walking legal scandal!” But Xuan Yu just blinks. “Good sir, the Kuman Thong under your bed is helping you write bad reviews about your haters. Would you like to sign up for a monthly package?” Later, the headlines read: #StarCarriesWoodenSwordIntoPoliceStationToTurnHimselfInAtNight##FortuneTellingLivestreamBecomesAHubForReportingCriminals#. Xuan Yu stares at her soaring merit points and flops down like a salted fish. “Stop working so hard, stop working so hard! Keep this up and I'll ascend just to become an overworked Heavenly Court drone!”
