Hi! I am Yun Youyou.
When the master kicked me down the mountain, he only gave me three copper coins and a sentence: "Yuyou, the people's hearts at the bottom of the mountain are more complicated than the formations on the mountain behind, you... Take care of yourself."
I felt at the time that Master must be reluctant to let me go. You see, he was so worried that he cried. Later, the senior brother secretly sent a WeChat message and said that those tears were caused by Master laughing so hard that he choked out.
No matter! Now that I have come down from the mountain, I will use what I have learned throughout my life (even though Master said I have only learned a superficial amount) to benefit the world! On the first day when the Gua Stall opened, I did a divination for myself, and the divination showed: "Today is a good time to open, avoid city management." Well, the secret must not be leaked, I have to hurry up.
This book records everything I encountered, figured out, messed up, and managed inexplicably at the foot of the mountain. Maybe my hexagrams may not work at times, but I promise that the story will be absolutely true - after all, life is often funnier and warmer than the most bizarre hexagrams.
By the way, if you see a girl wearing modified Hanfu sneakers on an overpass or in a corner of a park, staring at her mobile phone looking for the "most aura-filled stall," that's me. Fortune telling? No, no money required, yes... You can treat me to milk tea!
——Yun Youyou, hiding from the urban management under an unknown overpass
