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When Xiao Qi, a modern social beast with a bad mouth and a lot of complaints, was bound to the "Rolling King Development System", he thought he could upgrade in a hurry, but he found out that the system was even cheaper than him!
[Task release: Please impress hundreds of adults within three days. Reward: Eyes of Deception (can see through all disguises)]
Lu Chen: "Amazed? Does it count if I pick out his eyeballs?"
System: "... It is recommended that the host not seek death."
I thought I would reach the pinnacle of my life, but it turned out that the items in the system mall were ridiculously expensive - a Peiyuan Pill cost half a million points, but catching a gangster only gave me 200 points.
What's even more terrible is that the system also has a "cheekiness value" setting - the more complaints you make, the more generous the rewards will be.
So Lu Chen started his own tricks: solving crimes with the Eye of Deception, using his chatterbox attribute to attack people, using the space training room to get involved like crazy, and offending Jin Yiwei all over the place.
But the strange thing is that the more he offends people, the faster his rank will rise.
Colleagues: This guy is a mean-mouthed person, but he is really fierce in solving crimes!
Bosses: Although I want to kill him, the case cannot be solved without him!
Opponents: Can you shut up! I'm recruiting! I can't do it all!
Many years later, when Lu Chen became the commander of the Jinyi Guards, he stood in the court.
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at him, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I asked you to be a royal guard, so I didn't let you offend the entire court!"
Lu Chen: "Your Majesty, this mouth is the first line of defense for Ming Dynasty."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "..."
