Empress+Daily Funny+Refreshing Article+System Flow
At the beginning, I was in a certain death situation, and the rebels in the court looked on coldly. The old Buddha forced me to drink the bone-changing poison soup and wait for the new emperor!
I kicked the poisonous soup away and bound it to the [Death Blind Box System]. As long as I crazily rectify the workplace and shock everyone's jaws, I can create invincible plug-ins and modern artifacts!
As a worker born in the 2000s, since this bastard emperor is not doing his job well, then I will simply go crazy and everyone will die together!
The pedantic elders of the three dynasties want to use the laws of our ancestors to suppress me? I rewarded him with Balenciaga black silk stockings and a red and black JK skirt, and forced him to wear it under the court dress to attend court every day!
My concubine wants to seduce me and drain all my luck? With a wave of my little hand, I asked the cold-faced killer to clear the septic tank, and the peerless luthier to castrate the pigs on the farm. If not, a thousand pigs would have their legs broken!
Want to use martial arts assassins to assassinate me? I pulled out the AK47 with unlimited firepower from the blind box with my backhand, and taught him to be a new man!
I only wanted to go crazy and commit suicide, but I didn't expect that I accidentally solved a hundred-year-old Yellow River flood and earned thousands of taels of gold from the national treasury!
The entire Chu court was completely destroyed, and the old ministers burst into tears, thinking that the empress was enduring humiliation and playing a big chess game. The surrounding countries were so frightened that they paid tribute all night long!
The later system exploded into the modern industrial production line, and I directly crossed the era and struck hard!
The enemy is still shooting arrows on horseback? I'm driving a dump truck with heavy firepower and a cannon!
What is Kyushu Continent? I want all the emperors in the world to sing conquest at my feet!
