I Took a Nap, So Why Is the Whole Cultivation World Kneeling?

Shen Mian has lived for ten thousand years and wants nothing more than a quiet place to sleep.

She buys a mountain and hangs up a sign: “Do not disturb. Trespassers will be sent to dig coal.”

But then...

The heir of a cultivation family comes to propose? She releases her pressure, and his whole family hits their knees.

A sword-cultivating prodigy practices outside her door? She snatches his immortal sword and snaps it in two.

Thunderclouds gather to strike her roof? One slap sends them flying, and the Heavenly Dao shuts itself away.

She just wants to get some sleep. How did she become the greatest powerhouse in the cultivation world?

Later, the Demon Venerable awakens, and a million demon soldiers sweep across the Three Realms.

Woken by the noise, Shen Mian steps outside and yawns...

The demon army vanishes into dust, and the Demon Venerable drops to his knees on the spot. “Please, Immortal Maiden, stop talking!”

The entire cultivation world begs her to come out of seclusion and save the world.

Shen Mian replies without expression, “Fine, but on one condition...”

“From now on, the entire universe is to stay silent during my afternoon nap!”