Traveling through the west, he became the administrator of the "Lost and Found Office" in Heaven, which was about to close down.
I originally wanted to catch fish and wait to become a god, but unexpectedly the system awakened and the junk collection office transformed into "the highest asset and debt coordination bureau in heaven"!
Li Ping'an: I'm not targeting anyone, I'm talking about the gods and Buddhas here, they are all old people.
"Master Guanyin, this Wind-Fixing Pill was originally borrowed. It's overdue for 30,000 years. What's the overdue fee? No money? Okay, then I'll seal up the Purple Bamboo Forest first."
"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, Cuiyun Palace is an illegal building, and I owe a few Yuanhui in land tax. Should I pay the debt by swiping my credit card or using the shares of Six Paths of Samsara?"
"Zhen Yuanzi, your ginseng fruit tree has failed to report agricultural value-added tax and is suspected of insurance fraud. Once the contract is signed, I will 'physically' repair the tree for you."
As a result, the style of Journey to the West completely collapsed.
Tang Seng and his disciples worked hard to learn scriptures over there, while Li Ping'an drove the Tianting Urban Management Brigade to seal up Lingshan.
Tathagata: Director of Security, can you please stop putting the seal on me? I'm going to collect the money right now!
Li Ping'an: It's too late, Tathagata, your Daleiyin Temple has been put into bankruptcy liquidation by me.
Reader comments
If you apply for a multi-person matching audio book, it is still possible. This article sounds a bit like a salted fish article. I have listened to more than ten chapters, but there is no fighting? Author, you can just mess with the Three Realms a little bit.
If you apply for a multi-person matching audio book, it is still possible. This article sounds a bit like a salted fish article. I have listened to more than ten chapters, but there is no fighting? Author, you can just mess with the Three Realms a little bit.