Douluo: I Am a Piece of Bamboo, and I Can Pierce the World of Gods.

[No CP heroine + funny tongue + decisive killing + anti-routine + self-created gods] Ling Zhuqing traveled through the Douluo Continent, and at the beginning he awakened the useless martial spirit that everyone laughed at, a dead bamboo. When everyone concluded that her path as a soul master was over, little did they know that her martial soul was the treasure of chaos, the "Eternal Blue Emperor Bamboo"! Innately full of soul power? Sorry, I always am. Master theory? Take a lesson from Zhu Xin, there are more loopholes in your theory than the wrinkles on your face! The Shrek Seven Monsters? A group of babies trapped in a halo, don't block my way to seize the opportunity. Bibi Dong? Love-minded woman, your pain is only worthy of being my joke. Tang San? Two gods and kings? See if I can poke a piece of bamboo through your divine realm! With a venomous mouth and a decisive heart, Ling Zhuqing embarked on an unprecedented path to the gods in Douluo Continent. "Don't talk about feelings with me or hurt your money. And don't reason with me, I am the reason!" "I come, I see, I conquer. If God doesn't save me, I will become a god on my own!"