My name is Atan, an ordinary country medicine woman. My lifelong pursuit is to grow my medicinal herbs well, cure headaches and fever in my neighborhood, and save money for retirement. Until that day, a group of forbidden troops broke into my leaky thatched house and announced that I had come to Beijing to refine the elixir of immortality for the Nine-Five Lord. Me: "..." I looked at the bubbling pig food in my pot and fell into deep thought. This job is so hot! In order to claim credit, the "elixir" offered by the colleagues killed several eunuchs who tested the medicine, and now all of them have died. With my three-legged cat herbal skills, are you afraid that you want me to see off His Majesty directly? So, in the Jinluan Palace, facing the emperor's earnest inquiry "Can you pray for eternal life for me?", I knelt down with a plop and cried harder than anyone else: "Your Majesty, I can't! This is against the laws of heaven and will be punished by heaven!" I thought I was dead. Unexpectedly, the suspicious emperor was overjoyed and felt that I was an honest person! Not like those coquettish bitches out there! He "invited" me into the palace and offered me good food and drink. He called me "study into medical science and seek immortality", but in fact he just changed me to a luxurious place to wait for death. In order to survive, I had to turn on the drama mode. Today: "Your Majesty, the tortoise shell of a thousand-year-old turtle in the East China Sea is needed to make elixirs. This turtle escapes into the deep sea thousands of miles away when hearing the sound of human beings. It is difficult to find!" Tomorrow: "Your Majesty, ancient books record that Fengqi sycamore wood is required for firewood. Ordinary ordinary fire cannot produce immortal energy!" The day after tomorrow: "Your Majesty! I watched the sky at night and found that the purple stars are dim. If I open the furnace at this time, there will be backlash. I need to fast and bathe for 7,749 days!" The emperor was stunned for a moment after being fooled by me.
