A brainless story. Don’t think too hard while reading this book, just enjoy the ride. I welcome all complaints, suggestions, criticism, and any other negative comments. I’m too lazy to revise it anyway 🙄
[Ding! The Host has been detected slacking off to an extreme degree and is on the verge of lying flat. Binding conditions met. The Slacking Off to Get Stronger System is binding...]
[Binding progress: 10%... 50%... 100%...]
[Warning! Warning! The Host’s intelligence exceeds the System’s preset limit. The System’s program has encountered a severe bug and is crashing...]
[Ding! System crash successful!]
[In compensation for the mental distress caused to the Host by the System’s crash, ultimate privileges have been unlocked: The Host does not need to complete any tasks. Slacking off alone is enough to get stronger. The more thoroughly the Host slacks off, the greater the increase in strength!]
Lin Mo: “???”
He sat up, scratched his head, and wondered if being fired had driven him crazy and made him hallucinate. He kicked the pearl on the ground and muttered, “Damn it! Getting laid off wasn’t bad enough, now I’m hearing things too. How am I supposed to live like this?”
