Li Qingli transformed into the seventh princess of Zhou Dynasty and worked conscientiously as a transparent person for seventeen years.
There are only eight words in life's creed: Eat and wait until you die, and lie down until you grow old.
Until the day of the palace banquet, when envoys from the enemy country made things difficult for her, her six brothers——
One is a love brain, one is a cultivator, one is counting wood grains, one is nail grinding, one is a crossdresser, and one is a professional sex artist.
They all dropped their chains.
She was forced to open her business and said, "To govern the country, let the people have enough food and clothing first."
He was actually stared at by the emperor's father who was sitting on the dragon throne.
The next day, the imperial edict suddenly came down: the seventh princess was made the crown princess.
In protest, she hung a homemade salted fish flag at the entrance of the East Palace and wrote in large characters:
"Lying flat is a blessing, turning over is a disaster. I am willing to be a salt fish and refuse to be entrusted with important tasks."
The flag was torn down that night.
She hung three sides with her backhand, and attached a line of small words: "Whoever picks it is the puppy."
The government and the public were in an uproar, and all the officials were heartbroken: This woman is not worthy of her big job!
But——
During the floods in Jiangnan, she used the "mutual aid point system for victims" to stabilize the situation for three days;
With the treasury empty, she issued a "Royal Construction Lottery" to attract millions;
The enemy country forced her to marry, so she made a list of sky-high betrothal gifts: "Pearls from the East China Sea filled the Tai Chi Palace, and horses from the Western Regions circled the imperial city three times."
When the enemy troops were approaching, she held up a loudspeaker in front of the battle line and played "Happy Surrender Song".
Ministers: ... It seems like something is wrong, but I can't tell.
What's even more wrong is that the leader of the secret guard who is always silently wiping his sword behind her,
He was actually the exiled prince of an enemy country.
Ye Yuxiao Xiaoxiao, he put the dagger on her neck and his voice was hoarse:
"Your Highness, should I kill you and restore the country, or should I protect you for life?"
Qing Li slowly peeled the melon seeds:
"How about you usurp the throne and sign a peace treaty with me after becoming emperor?"
